Drinks from Hell & Recipes for Disaster

Moscow Goatfuck

• Lime wedge
• 1 cup vodka
• Tablespoon fresh lime juice
• 1/2 cup ginger beer
• (Pro tip: it's just a regular Moscow Mule but with four times the vodka.)

White Bronco Simpson

• 1 cup white wine
• 1/2 cup orange juice
• Must be consumed in a car

Bloody Simpson

• 1 cup red wine
• 1/2 cup orange juice - this could be swapped out in favour of red cordial if you'd prefer a red-flavoured drink to an orange one
• Really just a very poor man's sangria

Brown Simpson

• 1 cup of any goon of your choosing
• 1/2 cup chocolate milk

The Embalmer

• 1/2 cup vodka
• 1/2 cup vermouth
• 1 entire jar of green olives, less 1 cup of brine
• Combine the vodka with the brine and olives in the jar
• Serve room temperature with a fork and a Salada as garnish