The Story So Far...
The party is being thrown by a university's Asian Students' Society - you're not Asian and you're not a uni student, but you've got a crazy business idea and you need attractive Asian guys to get it off the ground. Plus, Chen Li, a 20-something computer science student who teaches the Facebook for the Geriatric class at the local community centre might be there.
As per your bargain with Satan, you don't cross the threshold of the party until 11:01pm. The lights are dim, the punch is too watery, the music is bad, and it's impossible to tell if it's a costume party or if people are just dressed like idiots for fashion reasons. Great party.
You spend the first hour pounding drinks in the backyard with the smokers, trying to psych yourself up for your big pitch: the paperwork is in your bag. The smokers inhale and ash and gesture with their hands a lot and don't seem particularly interested in you until, c. 12:13am, when you decide to dial up the charm: you take off your bulky coat to reveal your binding clothes, push out your breasts, and start to talk to the guys about porn.
You deliver a stirring speech, something like: wouldn't jerking off be inifintely more pleasurable if you could jack it to Western-made porn where straight Asian dudes were 1) acknowledged as existing and 2) depicted as desirable and competent lovers? Porn has developed niches to appreciate (or fetishise, if you wanna be like that) women of all races. And most races of men. But not Asian guys. The under representation of Asian men in the porn industry is a travesty which has been allowed to continue for too long. There are more than 4 billion people living in Asia but no decent porn starring men of that heritage has ever been produced. Asian male sexuality has become an object of ridicule (thanks a lot, tentacle porn) so the small amount of porn produced showing Asian males is blurred (and typically very weird). Not any more. Just as God made us in his image, so shall we make porn in your image.
The guy sitting next to you is frantically flipping through his Mandarin - English dictionary trying to find the term 'tentacle porn'.
Your argument is nothing new, but hearing it from a pretty girl makes it seem insightful. You pull out a wad of position descriptions: you are assembling a porn production studio and will need performers, a camera crew, producers, editors, script writers, etc. You used Google translate to produce copies of these in Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Mandarin and Cantonese. Applicants can apply via email at careers@fucklyf.com. The production studio will follow the Brazzers approach: short clips (no cum shots) available on porn tube sites with premium content behind a paywall. The business will be called The Little Red Porn Co. All male performers will be of Asian heritage and the company charter will strictly forbid any tasteless Asian puns (nothing about hot and spicy, nothing about Yung studs, etc.). You will initially target Asian guys (especially in China and India) with a view to expanding to the broader porn market in the longer term. The aim will be to keep production costs very low initially - you are ponying up $10k of your own cash to make the first two films.
People seem receptive but you want to play it cool (plus you really need to pee) so you leave the position descriptions in a stack and walk away.
It's 1am - what do you wanna do now? You can go home and fall asleep by the light of your laptop or you can look around the party for Chen Li and try to get laid.